"suicide was an option."

"1-2-3-4, fuck you."

"i'm not the one that helps groom victims m'lady."

"i wanna cum on this site"

"stop having an orgasm, you're just eating pizza."

"hello. it is i, Gay Woman."

"my little brother had a nightmare... ABOUT FORSAKEN."

"oh yeahhh, pussy lips!"

"not gonna lie, i would also impregnate you."

"yes phil~ penetrate me with the flex paste~"

"i've got a funny boner in me"

""let there be darkness" *spreads open ass*"

"fall in bed with me~ :3"

"i didn't cum IN her, i came ON her"

"do lesbians get periods?"

"those are some funny words for "groom me""

"THAT'S NOT WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STICK YOUR DICK IN!"

"been loving clit lately"

"I need the Fanta girl to piss in my mouth :3"

"collect his ass"

"who impregnated me"

"NOO, I DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH MY MOTHER!"

"I'm not gay, BUT, I would like to get tied up and used."

"balls in my face, i lick asscheeks, i'm gay y'all."

"who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?"

"she's saying my name while moaning"

"You're literally sitting on my face right now."

"GET HELP"

"i would fuck the shit out of this site"

"that is so sex."

"puberty's sounds like a restaurant"

"girlcock is my favorite slang, it just rolls of the tongue... (no pun intended)"

"McPixel dryhumping a PS3 to Benny Hill music"

"look, the point is... I WANNA HAVE SEX!!"

"How easy could I "accidentally" turn you horny"

"cocky want boing boing!"

"i want those hentai pants"

"i gave uncle frank a zombie arm and he just came on me..."

"sleeping is deserved, not needed."

"haha you're WHITE"

"we've already had sex before, haven't we?"

"free minors!"

"I like 15 years old!"

"have you ever almost had a heart attack because people didn't believe something you've been saying for months because they think one single thing you said is wrong"

"say it loud and proud: i'm a lesbian!"

"i would aim my cumshots at you."